Chapter 1: The Dentist!
Once upon a time in the lovely land known as, Ohio there was a boy. Not just any boy, this boy was ...a nerd. But, not just any nerd, A super nerd! But the boy did not let this bother him, nor did he let his odd name of A bother him either. This super nerd had long since accepted his status. But, on this day there was one thing that haunted his mind, one thing that caused him to have the shivers all down his spine! And, that one thing was the thing all sane men feared...a visit to ....The Dentist. So, that is how we find our main character A sitting in the waiting room rather nervously tapping his right foot on the tile floor of the empty waiting room as he waited for his doom to come.
Something was strange though A realized as he sat there for a few minutes, all the dental assistants and even the money sucking vampire that was the billing lady was missing. It seemed to be only him and the dentist, A thought about that for a few moments as he sat there staring at the bland white colored wall and sniffing in the smell of disinfectant strong in the air. Then he realized...HE HAD NOT BRUSHED HIS TEETH YET! With this thought on his mind A quickly got up pulling out of his pocket his handy pre dental safety kit aka a toothbrush and toothpaste. A then made his way into the bathroom shut and locked the door behind him as he began to brush his teeth.
It was while A was in the bathroom brushing his teeth that the doom had come for him. The Dentist having finished with his last patient calmly walked them to the door and bid them a farewell. Then after they had moved off a few feet he locked the door behind him and made his way back into the dental office. He had one more very special patient to visit today and they were vital to his plans. Today was the day that A would be sacrificed.
Meanwhile back in the bathroom A had been calmly brushing his teeth oblivious to the evil machinations of his dentist, so when he exited the bathroom and found the dentist waiting for him A had no idea that all hell was about to break loose. So A followed the Dentist back to his examination room and sat down in the dental chair and stared up at that big bright spotlight that shined down on him. Then began the dentist began his pre torture warm up asking him some rather strange mundane questions like "Hey, does anyone know you are here today?" To which A responded "Uh no, ...you changed the appointment time at last minute so I couldn't notify anyone." A was thoroughly creeped out by this point but bit back his desire to get up and leave since he thought this may only have been a bit of his anxiety creeping up on him. Thankfully it was at this point the Dentist decided to get to work and asked A to lay back while he went to go get some things for the standard cleaning.
So imagine A's surprise when the dentist returned carrying huge assed syringe, okay it was only standard size but A had a thing about needles, A stared at the distance with an expression of WHAT THE FUCK DUDE all over his face. But the dentist smiled and explained that he knew about A's anxiety about seeing the dentist from his mom, whom had requested that he receive sedation dentistry so he wouldn't have to be awake and suffering through the procedure. Odd, A thought his mom normally would tell him to man up and just get it done, but maybe he was finally getting through to her about the evils of dentistry! Hope bloomed in his heart that maybe next year he wouldn't have to see the dentist but hopes were dashed and A returned to the present as the Dentist injected him with the anesthetic and everything faded to black,
While A was out thought the Dentist decided to take advantage of the situation and proceeded to drag in his box of occult shit and begin to set it up. About 15 minutes later A was strapped down to the dentist chair and the pentagram and candles were all set up around his sacrifice. The only thing left was to get his spell book and get this party started. Of course in true anime and action movie style while the dentist was gone to get his book A woke up to find himself in his worse nightmare. Trapped in a dentist office unable to escape, this caused A to begin to thrash as he tried to escape his binds but he was held firm. All the noise from his struggling though drew the attention of the Dentist who smiled upon seeing A awake and calmly said "Lets get started shall we?"
The Dentist then proceeded to draw vials of A's blood which he promptly scattered about the pentagram surrounding A and then painted strange symbols on A' s visible flesh. While all this was happening A thanked god that he wasn't going to be raped and thought maybe just maybe once the quak Dentist finished his bullshit he could escape and tell the police to arrest this crazy bastard. The Dentist though as if reading his mind smiled and said "Afraid you wont be making it to the police station. You will be dying here in fact! You see i looked for perfect sacrifices for a long time, but you were the only one to fit the bill. You must be wondering why though..." A was staring at the the Dentist slacked jawed in shock and a bit pissed at the Dentists stupidity. What was this fucker doing? Monologueing? Jesus wasn't that a thing that only happened in really bad movies? "...You see i'm in deep trouble. My business is going under and the IRS wants to take everything. I tried multiple lawyers to see if there was a way out, but they all said there was none unless i made a deal with the devil. And, after a bit of googling and some shady ebay purchases is where you come in! you will be my sacrifice to the devil!"
What the fuck ... That was the only thought that running through A's head as he sat there listening to this asshole monologue. He knew that he should have never trusted a dentist named Dr. Kruel! But his mom had never believed him oh she would believe him after this he would make sure of that. Because as the doctor had been talking A had finally wiggled enough to get his hand into his pocket and find his handy dandy...Multi tool! With built in flash drive. With a bit of work and while the doctor was distracted with monologueing, seriously the fuck again cliche bastard, A had cut through the bonds on one of his hands and was ready to move unlock the others and run away. But, unfortunately the scripted monologue of doctor Kruel dds had ended, and a knife was plunging down towards A's heart. So A moved twisting his body so his free hand and shoulder avoided the knife, just barely, and from that position A freed his right arm and the party was on! Dr Kruel fueled by the fear that his sacrifice would get away and desperation that the IRS would own him in the end began to stab at A frantically. A kept his bob and weaving and freed his feet. That done A rolled off the dentist trail just in time to avoid another Kruel stabfest.
A got to his feet keeping his wary eyes on the Dr Kruel as he slowly backed his way towards the exit of the procedure room. Then the worst happened, in his fear and rage Dr Kruel had mis stepped and slipped on A's blood that Dr Kruel had scattered about earlier. A watched in horror as the doctor slipped and began to fall forward dropping the knife to try to catch himself from his grizzly fall. But, the blade fell awkwardly and landed blade up pointing right at Dr Kruel's heart and Dr Kruel fell on it killing himself instantly. But, this accidental fall had other terrible consequences because even though A had not been sacrificed someone had and as such it was time to play Deal or No Deal.
A had no idea what was happening, the last thing he recalled was standing in his dentists office as his dentist fell on his knife killing himself. Now here he was in the middle of a cone of light surrounded by blackness. But, somehow he knew that he was not alone he knew that somewhere in that darkness someone was waiting. A was a smart kid though and while he knew someone or thing was in the dark he would probably be safer in the light. So A called out to whatever was lurking instead in the oh so polite "Hey, Jackass! If you are with that dickhead Kruel you better get your ass outta her before the cops come!" The darkness chuckled at his brazenness before responding in a cold voice that could probably freeze the very oceans with a word. " The police wont be coming here boy, the sacrifice has been made. A deal will be struck. What do you desire?" Oh, shit the ritual had worked? A knew then that he was truly fucked but maybe...So A thought for a moment going back to all the movies where in someone had made a deal with a devil that he had seen, so basically only Bedazzled, and how they all ended badly. So in keeping with his inner nature A gave the devil the silent treatment, his mom would totally be proud. The devil though laughed in merriment and responded "Very well I will chose for you. " A's mouth dropped open as he was about to argue how that is not how this was supposed to work when the darkness overwhelmed him and A fell unconscious in the middle of the pool of light.
When A woke up he was in a hospital bed surrounded by police and the frantic screaming and determined arguing of his parents. A sighed this was just great now he would have a headache on top of having to see the dentist today. Resigning himself to the inquisition to come A sat up and cleared his throat to attract the attention of the police and his parents. One interrogation by his mother later, like the police could ever be as intimidating as her, the story about how the dentist had died came out, omitting a few points such as his hallucination where the devil went and gave him things when he wanted none, the police and his parents were suitably impressed at his survival and ingenuity and eventually after explaining how the police had received a 911 call about strange noises and had come to investigate to find the dead dentist and A laying unconscious on the floor and how they then sent A to the hospital in an ambulance. After they had left A's mom had even promised to listen to him about the evils of dentistry, but demanded that he would still see one in the end which left A rather depressed as he had been hoping to never see one again.
And, that is how it all began an attempted murder and unwanted deal with the devil. A story was even written about it in the local paper called "Dentistry Hell: How one boy escaped the clutches of the mad dentist" Which A thought was cool. But, more importantly to A he didn't feel any different maybe the Devil had not done anything? Maybe he was okay! A clung to that thought and as time passed and nothing happened grew to accept that it was all a delusion. A was only fourteen years old at the time and just two short years later he would realize how very wrong he had been.
Something was strange though A realized as he sat there for a few minutes, all the dental assistants and even the money sucking vampire that was the billing lady was missing. It seemed to be only him and the dentist, A thought about that for a few moments as he sat there staring at the bland white colored wall and sniffing in the smell of disinfectant strong in the air. Then he realized...HE HAD NOT BRUSHED HIS TEETH YET! With this thought on his mind A quickly got up pulling out of his pocket his handy pre dental safety kit aka a toothbrush and toothpaste. A then made his way into the bathroom shut and locked the door behind him as he began to brush his teeth.
It was while A was in the bathroom brushing his teeth that the doom had come for him. The Dentist having finished with his last patient calmly walked them to the door and bid them a farewell. Then after they had moved off a few feet he locked the door behind him and made his way back into the dental office. He had one more very special patient to visit today and they were vital to his plans. Today was the day that A would be sacrificed.
Meanwhile back in the bathroom A had been calmly brushing his teeth oblivious to the evil machinations of his dentist, so when he exited the bathroom and found the dentist waiting for him A had no idea that all hell was about to break loose. So A followed the Dentist back to his examination room and sat down in the dental chair and stared up at that big bright spotlight that shined down on him. Then began the dentist began his pre torture warm up asking him some rather strange mundane questions like "Hey, does anyone know you are here today?" To which A responded "Uh no, ...you changed the appointment time at last minute so I couldn't notify anyone." A was thoroughly creeped out by this point but bit back his desire to get up and leave since he thought this may only have been a bit of his anxiety creeping up on him. Thankfully it was at this point the Dentist decided to get to work and asked A to lay back while he went to go get some things for the standard cleaning.
So imagine A's surprise when the dentist returned carrying huge assed syringe, okay it was only standard size but A had a thing about needles, A stared at the distance with an expression of WHAT THE FUCK DUDE all over his face. But the dentist smiled and explained that he knew about A's anxiety about seeing the dentist from his mom, whom had requested that he receive sedation dentistry so he wouldn't have to be awake and suffering through the procedure. Odd, A thought his mom normally would tell him to man up and just get it done, but maybe he was finally getting through to her about the evils of dentistry! Hope bloomed in his heart that maybe next year he wouldn't have to see the dentist but hopes were dashed and A returned to the present as the Dentist injected him with the anesthetic and everything faded to black,
While A was out thought the Dentist decided to take advantage of the situation and proceeded to drag in his box of occult shit and begin to set it up. About 15 minutes later A was strapped down to the dentist chair and the pentagram and candles were all set up around his sacrifice. The only thing left was to get his spell book and get this party started. Of course in true anime and action movie style while the dentist was gone to get his book A woke up to find himself in his worse nightmare. Trapped in a dentist office unable to escape, this caused A to begin to thrash as he tried to escape his binds but he was held firm. All the noise from his struggling though drew the attention of the Dentist who smiled upon seeing A awake and calmly said "Lets get started shall we?"
The Dentist then proceeded to draw vials of A's blood which he promptly scattered about the pentagram surrounding A and then painted strange symbols on A' s visible flesh. While all this was happening A thanked god that he wasn't going to be raped and thought maybe just maybe once the quak Dentist finished his bullshit he could escape and tell the police to arrest this crazy bastard. The Dentist though as if reading his mind smiled and said "Afraid you wont be making it to the police station. You will be dying here in fact! You see i looked for perfect sacrifices for a long time, but you were the only one to fit the bill. You must be wondering why though..." A was staring at the the Dentist slacked jawed in shock and a bit pissed at the Dentists stupidity. What was this fucker doing? Monologueing? Jesus wasn't that a thing that only happened in really bad movies? "...You see i'm in deep trouble. My business is going under and the IRS wants to take everything. I tried multiple lawyers to see if there was a way out, but they all said there was none unless i made a deal with the devil. And, after a bit of googling and some shady ebay purchases is where you come in! you will be my sacrifice to the devil!"
What the fuck ... That was the only thought that running through A's head as he sat there listening to this asshole monologue. He knew that he should have never trusted a dentist named Dr. Kruel! But his mom had never believed him oh she would believe him after this he would make sure of that. Because as the doctor had been talking A had finally wiggled enough to get his hand into his pocket and find his handy dandy...Multi tool! With built in flash drive. With a bit of work and while the doctor was distracted with monologueing, seriously the fuck again cliche bastard, A had cut through the bonds on one of his hands and was ready to move unlock the others and run away. But, unfortunately the scripted monologue of doctor Kruel dds had ended, and a knife was plunging down towards A's heart. So A moved twisting his body so his free hand and shoulder avoided the knife, just barely, and from that position A freed his right arm and the party was on! Dr Kruel fueled by the fear that his sacrifice would get away and desperation that the IRS would own him in the end began to stab at A frantically. A kept his bob and weaving and freed his feet. That done A rolled off the dentist trail just in time to avoid another Kruel stabfest.
A got to his feet keeping his wary eyes on the Dr Kruel as he slowly backed his way towards the exit of the procedure room. Then the worst happened, in his fear and rage Dr Kruel had mis stepped and slipped on A's blood that Dr Kruel had scattered about earlier. A watched in horror as the doctor slipped and began to fall forward dropping the knife to try to catch himself from his grizzly fall. But, the blade fell awkwardly and landed blade up pointing right at Dr Kruel's heart and Dr Kruel fell on it killing himself instantly. But, this accidental fall had other terrible consequences because even though A had not been sacrificed someone had and as such it was time to play Deal or No Deal.
A had no idea what was happening, the last thing he recalled was standing in his dentists office as his dentist fell on his knife killing himself. Now here he was in the middle of a cone of light surrounded by blackness. But, somehow he knew that he was not alone he knew that somewhere in that darkness someone was waiting. A was a smart kid though and while he knew someone or thing was in the dark he would probably be safer in the light. So A called out to whatever was lurking instead in the oh so polite "Hey, Jackass! If you are with that dickhead Kruel you better get your ass outta her before the cops come!" The darkness chuckled at his brazenness before responding in a cold voice that could probably freeze the very oceans with a word. " The police wont be coming here boy, the sacrifice has been made. A deal will be struck. What do you desire?" Oh, shit the ritual had worked? A knew then that he was truly fucked but maybe...So A thought for a moment going back to all the movies where in someone had made a deal with a devil that he had seen, so basically only Bedazzled, and how they all ended badly. So in keeping with his inner nature A gave the devil the silent treatment, his mom would totally be proud. The devil though laughed in merriment and responded "Very well I will chose for you. " A's mouth dropped open as he was about to argue how that is not how this was supposed to work when the darkness overwhelmed him and A fell unconscious in the middle of the pool of light.
When A woke up he was in a hospital bed surrounded by police and the frantic screaming and determined arguing of his parents. A sighed this was just great now he would have a headache on top of having to see the dentist today. Resigning himself to the inquisition to come A sat up and cleared his throat to attract the attention of the police and his parents. One interrogation by his mother later, like the police could ever be as intimidating as her, the story about how the dentist had died came out, omitting a few points such as his hallucination where the devil went and gave him things when he wanted none, the police and his parents were suitably impressed at his survival and ingenuity and eventually after explaining how the police had received a 911 call about strange noises and had come to investigate to find the dead dentist and A laying unconscious on the floor and how they then sent A to the hospital in an ambulance. After they had left A's mom had even promised to listen to him about the evils of dentistry, but demanded that he would still see one in the end which left A rather depressed as he had been hoping to never see one again.
And, that is how it all began an attempted murder and unwanted deal with the devil. A story was even written about it in the local paper called "Dentistry Hell: How one boy escaped the clutches of the mad dentist" Which A thought was cool. But, more importantly to A he didn't feel any different maybe the Devil had not done anything? Maybe he was okay! A clung to that thought and as time passed and nothing happened grew to accept that it was all a delusion. A was only fourteen years old at the time and just two short years later he would realize how very wrong he had been.
Chapter 2: The Dance from Hell and the Comic Book that wasn't!
It had been two years since the dreaded dental show down, and during that period of time A had changed greatly. All the media attention to the incident had made A famous in his small little town. It was due to this new found fame that A had moved on from the nerd scene and had entered the land of popularity, with much resistance on his part, during his two years he had dropped most if not all of his nerd leanings, but he still had one last guilty nerd pleasure that was a no no in the popular circles. A still loved comic books, and it was his love of comic books that had him this day sitting in front of his computer searching his local comic book shops website for a neat looking comic book. And, as was the way with certain small seemingly innocent actions this searching was the beginning of what would later come to be called "The Middleton Zombie Dance Party Massacre!" But, we will get to that soon enough. So sit back pull up a chair grab some popcorn and get ready the story begins again.
A was scrolling though his local comic book shops website , Crowley's Comic Book Emporium, when he came across a comic book that was right up his alley. The comic book was entitled "Liber Juratus Honorii" Which seemed cool it had quite a few of the standard fantasy archetype he enjoyed, in spite of his previous dental experience and dream of a deal with the devil, Zombies, Magic and Dark Magic oh my! It was then his mom called out "A! Get down here its dinner time! Quit looking at those stupid comic books and get down here! NOW!" Uh oh! He was in trouble now, and just after he had gotten his drivers licence too if he didn't hurry his mom would make sure the keys to the car went POOF for the week. Which would have been a pain since he and his girlfriend , whom he asked out just last week, had a date at the schools Halloween dance! Acting quickly A placed his order for the book and had it express delivered to show up the day of the dance so he would have something to read during school that day, and maybe during the dance if it was as boring as he feared. With his order placed A quickly shutdown the computer and ran down the stairs to sit down for dinner.
Three to four days later, post office humor, A's comic book arrived just in time the very day of the dance itself! A was thrilled and as such he quickly removed the comic from its delivery box and slipped it into his backpack for later reading that day. That later reading never came to be, during school A was haunted by a feeling of intense dread and fear as if there was thunderstorm raging about him but nothing ever came of the feeling and as such A slowly pushed his dread aside thinking it was just pre dance jitters. After school though, and in punishment for not making it down to dinner in time, his mom had volunteered him , against his will, to work on setting up the dance for later in the night. It was as set up was coming to a close and while A was chilling by the punch bowl A decided it was time to give his comic book a quick few page read. So leaning back against the table A removed the comic from his backpack and began to read. A flipped open the first page and stopped looking it at curiously before flipping through the comic rapidly his good mood dying quickly as he realized the comic book was not even in English! Like what the fuck? Such a waste of money. It was then A's girlfriend of the time wandered over and asked what A was reading. A cursed internally knowing that his girlfriend did not approve of comic books and thought anyone who read them was too nerdy for her. And, she was smoking hot and A being a raging hormonal teenage boy felt the desire to impress her by lying. "Oh, this? Its just some foreign language I've been studying. Wanna hear some of it?" A grinned wide and invitingly at his girlfriend as she shook her head in affirmation of her desire to hear him speak this language , she had a thing for foreign accents, so clearing his throat A began to speak reading out " Quia oblivioni veniens venias mortuus animalia turpis nocte aggregari epulantis. Benedicite aquae hae, et veniet cum potestate tenebris." A then stopped reading as suddenly after reading that the feeling of dread vanished like it had never been. A then looked at his girlfriend who was beaming at him in approval and thought AHHHH YISSS gonna kiss this girl tonight. The set up crew was dismissed shortly afterwards so A went home and prepared for the party.
It was dance night party time and A's date was late. Which had A thinking like uh where the the fuck was she? Had she stood him up or like what? It did no good to mope about waiting for her A thought after a few moments maybe she was already here inside the party looking for him. So like a man on a mission A started to wander through the party hunting down his wayward date. A noticed with some interest that the punch table he had set up along with its punch seemed to be quite popular tonight with a majority of the dancer goers partaking of its wonderful liquid. It was about this point that he caught the flash of his girlfriends red hair and so he began to make his way towards her full of DETERMINATION.
Lets stop right here and have a moment of silence for poor A. If it had not been for these upcoming events his life could have been so different. So RIP A that could have been, and I am so sorry A to come this is not going to be a good night. A eventually found his girlfriend in the gym teachers office. But, as A entered the room he realized she was not alone! What the fuck? His girlfriend was busy totally making out with some dude on the gym teachers table...wait a minute...what was that...Oh NO! OH NO! A froze there in the doorway staring down at the tableau before him time seemingly frozen in place as a voice that spoke to him only once before whispered in his ear "You've met with a terrible fate haven't you?" A froze in place and the color drained from his face ...the voice.... it had not been a dream which meant that...OH NO! His girlfriend wasn't making out with some dude SHE WAS EATING SOME DUDE! RETREAT RETREAT RETREAT screamed through A's mind as his hormones lamented the fact they wouldn't be getting their long desired make out session with the beautiful red head. A then did the smartest thing anyone who came across a cannibalistic scene had ever done. He turned around exited the room and locked the door resolving to call the police and get his ass out of dodge. He was NOT going to be the murder kid again despite the popularity it brought him.
A did not have it quite that easy though, because as he turned back to the main gym he saw and realized that half the dance goers were attempting to eat the other half. The pleasant dance music of mere moments before had transformed into some emo screamo death metal rage fest music jamboree. Needless to say A was shit out of luck, surrounded by murderous cannibals on one half back against a wall and the other half the room to busy getting eaten too help him. So it was then of course when A was at his weakest and left with no way out the voice of the devil spoke to him again. "You still have 3 deals to make, I accepted your sacrifice of the poor Dr. Kruel so you have already paid. Ask and you shall receive contractor." A was still torn though and while he was much better informed then his 14 year old self, a good week of googling after surviving the dentist saw to that, he still was not sure how wise of a idea it was to make such a deal. But, his mind was made up for him after he saw one of the non cannibal dance goers stab a cannibal one in the heart and the cannibal dancer didn't die. Oh fuck, A was surrounded not by cannibals but fucking flesh craving zombie demons! "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" A then realized he was screaming, and even worse then that he realized he had attracted the attention of all the flesh craving zombie demon things. "Oh fuck!" was all A had time to say before they started moving towards him.
A luckily had kept in mind the layout of the gym and had with a great amount of luck dived into the gym's sound and light booth. From there he was semi protected from the advancing horde but it wouldn't last long A knew, he had watched that Mythbusters Zombie Special, so A turned his attention back to the voice inside of his head and with a resigned sigh decided to make his first and second deal. "Okay Mr. Cold lets make a deal." While A could not see or even imagine Mr Cold, a much better name for the voice and far less insane then calling him the devil, A could feel the presence in his mind smile in satisfaction and victory "State your demands A. And i will grant your desires." A really wanted to walk away right there but the flesh craving zombie demons were closing in so needs must when the devil drives. "Fine, first things first i want to live forever. None of this dying bullshit for me, unless well you know they behead me or some other legit shit like that. I don't want to spend eternity as a severed head or some shit. But, this is only an aspect of what i want, i want my body remade to a standard more fitting and capable to survive this crazy new world i keep finding myself in. I want to run faster, be stronger, think faster and generally just be beyond the limits of a human. But, i still want to be human! None of this scallie or furry shit for me. OH OH OH and i want to fly! " Before A could go on though Mr Cold interrupted him with "Deal, i assume you don't want your aging to stop at 16 though so ill make it stop in 5 years when you are twenty one. That way you will be able to blend in with other humans and never have to worry about being too young to do things you will want to do when you are older. What is your second demand boy? " A nodded in acceptance but his voice seemed to catch in his throat for a few moments before speaking again. "I want to do magic, cool, strong magic not lame trickster shit like we have here or straight forward elemental magic like you see in most video games. I also don't want any of your edgy darkness magic. I want something cool and sweet and that will help me with my current situatio-" Mr. Cold's presence seemed to intensify and the emotion rolling off him changed from satisfaction to a tricksters glee "Deal!" Mr.Cold 's presence then vanished leaving A alone to deal with the flesh eating zombie demon horde.
"Uhhh, what am i supposed to do now?" A was fuming on the inside he had fallen into the classic genie blunder and went for the longer term wins instead of the whole you know GET ME THE HELL OUT OF HERE DEAL! By about this time the screaming had stopped though so there was that as a benefit, but when A sneakily peeked over the edge of the booth he saw that every single dance goer except a few had gone full on zombie and were staring at his hiding place. This of course caused A to slip and during his slip his hand had touched and scraped over the record that was playing the music. This scrape caused half the zombies in the room to stop and turn all together in a single fluid motion. A then peeked back over to seem them stuck in a loop constantly repeating that movement until the sound caused by the scrape stopped. Then they all turned back to face the booth once again and A had an idea. Standing up A looked out over the flesh eating zombie demon horde and began to spin them records like a DJ Nana. As A was spinning that shit the zombies seemingly responding to the music responded to it preforming the dance from thriller for a few moments. A laughed as he made the zombies dance for his amusement before realizing he needed to get the hell out of here.
A then began to experiment with the turn tables scraping and rotating them to test out how they effected the horde before him. Eventually he figured out how to make them do what he wanted and then set the computer to play that sound on a loop for a few minutes. So A hit play and as he ran out of the booth a tunnel opened in the midst of the horde and A ran through and out the gym door only to met by HIS NO GOOD FACE EATING CHEATING NOW EX GIRLFRIEND! "AAAAAAA!" A skidded to a halt but was unable to stop so he accidentally baseball slide tacked the girl. But A was beyond her now, but his feels were hurt good, so he kicked her before running off outside of the school and into the safety of the freshly established police perimeter. After a good searching for evidence of bite marks, and a few gallons of blood being drawn, okay it was only 4 of those little vials but A had never really gotten over his fear of needles, he was proclaimed clear of any infection or drug and sent to the hospital.
After a two day hospital stay where in he was informed he was the only survivor of his school dance, the CDC and army came in and claimed terrorist attack and well they cleared the building of anything or one living, A was once again in the newspapers, but A didn't care about that. Instead he thought back to the zombie part of his evening and realized something. His face slowly drained of color as he thought back on that day and realized that HE CAUSED IT! He had accidentally cursed the punch bowl to turn anyone who drank from it into zombies! It was the only possibility, and as A thought even more on the night he realized the zombie dance off was not actually caused by the music but his will...he had by his contract accidentally become the most edgy fantasy magic user in the history of fantasy. He had become a NECROMANCER! A immediately fell to his knees in the hospital room and throwing his back screamed "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" Into the air for a good long time cursing the wording of the second deal he had made and how it ended up. A really was now ...the Accidental Necromancer.
Let's just say the next 5 years of A's life while colorful and full of the experiences of any other ordinary human were far from ordinary. Instead of doing normal teen things A refocused on his studies and the occult desiring to learn about his contracted state and his accidental necromancy. But, eventually all this would culminate 5 years down the line in New York city as what the papers would call "The Great Escape: The great blaze of New York and a Knights Fall."
A was scrolling though his local comic book shops website , Crowley's Comic Book Emporium, when he came across a comic book that was right up his alley. The comic book was entitled "Liber Juratus Honorii" Which seemed cool it had quite a few of the standard fantasy archetype he enjoyed, in spite of his previous dental experience and dream of a deal with the devil, Zombies, Magic and Dark Magic oh my! It was then his mom called out "A! Get down here its dinner time! Quit looking at those stupid comic books and get down here! NOW!" Uh oh! He was in trouble now, and just after he had gotten his drivers licence too if he didn't hurry his mom would make sure the keys to the car went POOF for the week. Which would have been a pain since he and his girlfriend , whom he asked out just last week, had a date at the schools Halloween dance! Acting quickly A placed his order for the book and had it express delivered to show up the day of the dance so he would have something to read during school that day, and maybe during the dance if it was as boring as he feared. With his order placed A quickly shutdown the computer and ran down the stairs to sit down for dinner.
Three to four days later, post office humor, A's comic book arrived just in time the very day of the dance itself! A was thrilled and as such he quickly removed the comic from its delivery box and slipped it into his backpack for later reading that day. That later reading never came to be, during school A was haunted by a feeling of intense dread and fear as if there was thunderstorm raging about him but nothing ever came of the feeling and as such A slowly pushed his dread aside thinking it was just pre dance jitters. After school though, and in punishment for not making it down to dinner in time, his mom had volunteered him , against his will, to work on setting up the dance for later in the night. It was as set up was coming to a close and while A was chilling by the punch bowl A decided it was time to give his comic book a quick few page read. So leaning back against the table A removed the comic from his backpack and began to read. A flipped open the first page and stopped looking it at curiously before flipping through the comic rapidly his good mood dying quickly as he realized the comic book was not even in English! Like what the fuck? Such a waste of money. It was then A's girlfriend of the time wandered over and asked what A was reading. A cursed internally knowing that his girlfriend did not approve of comic books and thought anyone who read them was too nerdy for her. And, she was smoking hot and A being a raging hormonal teenage boy felt the desire to impress her by lying. "Oh, this? Its just some foreign language I've been studying. Wanna hear some of it?" A grinned wide and invitingly at his girlfriend as she shook her head in affirmation of her desire to hear him speak this language , she had a thing for foreign accents, so clearing his throat A began to speak reading out " Quia oblivioni veniens venias mortuus animalia turpis nocte aggregari epulantis. Benedicite aquae hae, et veniet cum potestate tenebris." A then stopped reading as suddenly after reading that the feeling of dread vanished like it had never been. A then looked at his girlfriend who was beaming at him in approval and thought AHHHH YISSS gonna kiss this girl tonight. The set up crew was dismissed shortly afterwards so A went home and prepared for the party.
It was dance night party time and A's date was late. Which had A thinking like uh where the the fuck was she? Had she stood him up or like what? It did no good to mope about waiting for her A thought after a few moments maybe she was already here inside the party looking for him. So like a man on a mission A started to wander through the party hunting down his wayward date. A noticed with some interest that the punch table he had set up along with its punch seemed to be quite popular tonight with a majority of the dancer goers partaking of its wonderful liquid. It was about this point that he caught the flash of his girlfriends red hair and so he began to make his way towards her full of DETERMINATION.
Lets stop right here and have a moment of silence for poor A. If it had not been for these upcoming events his life could have been so different. So RIP A that could have been, and I am so sorry A to come this is not going to be a good night. A eventually found his girlfriend in the gym teachers office. But, as A entered the room he realized she was not alone! What the fuck? His girlfriend was busy totally making out with some dude on the gym teachers table...wait a minute...what was that...Oh NO! OH NO! A froze there in the doorway staring down at the tableau before him time seemingly frozen in place as a voice that spoke to him only once before whispered in his ear "You've met with a terrible fate haven't you?" A froze in place and the color drained from his face ...the voice.... it had not been a dream which meant that...OH NO! His girlfriend wasn't making out with some dude SHE WAS EATING SOME DUDE! RETREAT RETREAT RETREAT screamed through A's mind as his hormones lamented the fact they wouldn't be getting their long desired make out session with the beautiful red head. A then did the smartest thing anyone who came across a cannibalistic scene had ever done. He turned around exited the room and locked the door resolving to call the police and get his ass out of dodge. He was NOT going to be the murder kid again despite the popularity it brought him.
A did not have it quite that easy though, because as he turned back to the main gym he saw and realized that half the dance goers were attempting to eat the other half. The pleasant dance music of mere moments before had transformed into some emo screamo death metal rage fest music jamboree. Needless to say A was shit out of luck, surrounded by murderous cannibals on one half back against a wall and the other half the room to busy getting eaten too help him. So it was then of course when A was at his weakest and left with no way out the voice of the devil spoke to him again. "You still have 3 deals to make, I accepted your sacrifice of the poor Dr. Kruel so you have already paid. Ask and you shall receive contractor." A was still torn though and while he was much better informed then his 14 year old self, a good week of googling after surviving the dentist saw to that, he still was not sure how wise of a idea it was to make such a deal. But, his mind was made up for him after he saw one of the non cannibal dance goers stab a cannibal one in the heart and the cannibal dancer didn't die. Oh fuck, A was surrounded not by cannibals but fucking flesh craving zombie demons! "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" A then realized he was screaming, and even worse then that he realized he had attracted the attention of all the flesh craving zombie demon things. "Oh fuck!" was all A had time to say before they started moving towards him.
A luckily had kept in mind the layout of the gym and had with a great amount of luck dived into the gym's sound and light booth. From there he was semi protected from the advancing horde but it wouldn't last long A knew, he had watched that Mythbusters Zombie Special, so A turned his attention back to the voice inside of his head and with a resigned sigh decided to make his first and second deal. "Okay Mr. Cold lets make a deal." While A could not see or even imagine Mr Cold, a much better name for the voice and far less insane then calling him the devil, A could feel the presence in his mind smile in satisfaction and victory "State your demands A. And i will grant your desires." A really wanted to walk away right there but the flesh craving zombie demons were closing in so needs must when the devil drives. "Fine, first things first i want to live forever. None of this dying bullshit for me, unless well you know they behead me or some other legit shit like that. I don't want to spend eternity as a severed head or some shit. But, this is only an aspect of what i want, i want my body remade to a standard more fitting and capable to survive this crazy new world i keep finding myself in. I want to run faster, be stronger, think faster and generally just be beyond the limits of a human. But, i still want to be human! None of this scallie or furry shit for me. OH OH OH and i want to fly! " Before A could go on though Mr Cold interrupted him with "Deal, i assume you don't want your aging to stop at 16 though so ill make it stop in 5 years when you are twenty one. That way you will be able to blend in with other humans and never have to worry about being too young to do things you will want to do when you are older. What is your second demand boy? " A nodded in acceptance but his voice seemed to catch in his throat for a few moments before speaking again. "I want to do magic, cool, strong magic not lame trickster shit like we have here or straight forward elemental magic like you see in most video games. I also don't want any of your edgy darkness magic. I want something cool and sweet and that will help me with my current situatio-" Mr. Cold's presence seemed to intensify and the emotion rolling off him changed from satisfaction to a tricksters glee "Deal!" Mr.Cold 's presence then vanished leaving A alone to deal with the flesh eating zombie demon horde.
"Uhhh, what am i supposed to do now?" A was fuming on the inside he had fallen into the classic genie blunder and went for the longer term wins instead of the whole you know GET ME THE HELL OUT OF HERE DEAL! By about this time the screaming had stopped though so there was that as a benefit, but when A sneakily peeked over the edge of the booth he saw that every single dance goer except a few had gone full on zombie and were staring at his hiding place. This of course caused A to slip and during his slip his hand had touched and scraped over the record that was playing the music. This scrape caused half the zombies in the room to stop and turn all together in a single fluid motion. A then peeked back over to seem them stuck in a loop constantly repeating that movement until the sound caused by the scrape stopped. Then they all turned back to face the booth once again and A had an idea. Standing up A looked out over the flesh eating zombie demon horde and began to spin them records like a DJ Nana. As A was spinning that shit the zombies seemingly responding to the music responded to it preforming the dance from thriller for a few moments. A laughed as he made the zombies dance for his amusement before realizing he needed to get the hell out of here.
A then began to experiment with the turn tables scraping and rotating them to test out how they effected the horde before him. Eventually he figured out how to make them do what he wanted and then set the computer to play that sound on a loop for a few minutes. So A hit play and as he ran out of the booth a tunnel opened in the midst of the horde and A ran through and out the gym door only to met by HIS NO GOOD FACE EATING CHEATING NOW EX GIRLFRIEND! "AAAAAAA!" A skidded to a halt but was unable to stop so he accidentally baseball slide tacked the girl. But A was beyond her now, but his feels were hurt good, so he kicked her before running off outside of the school and into the safety of the freshly established police perimeter. After a good searching for evidence of bite marks, and a few gallons of blood being drawn, okay it was only 4 of those little vials but A had never really gotten over his fear of needles, he was proclaimed clear of any infection or drug and sent to the hospital.
After a two day hospital stay where in he was informed he was the only survivor of his school dance, the CDC and army came in and claimed terrorist attack and well they cleared the building of anything or one living, A was once again in the newspapers, but A didn't care about that. Instead he thought back to the zombie part of his evening and realized something. His face slowly drained of color as he thought back on that day and realized that HE CAUSED IT! He had accidentally cursed the punch bowl to turn anyone who drank from it into zombies! It was the only possibility, and as A thought even more on the night he realized the zombie dance off was not actually caused by the music but his will...he had by his contract accidentally become the most edgy fantasy magic user in the history of fantasy. He had become a NECROMANCER! A immediately fell to his knees in the hospital room and throwing his back screamed "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" Into the air for a good long time cursing the wording of the second deal he had made and how it ended up. A really was now ...the Accidental Necromancer.
Let's just say the next 5 years of A's life while colorful and full of the experiences of any other ordinary human were far from ordinary. Instead of doing normal teen things A refocused on his studies and the occult desiring to learn about his contracted state and his accidental necromancy. But, eventually all this would culminate 5 years down the line in New York city as what the papers would call "The Great Escape: The great blaze of New York and a Knights Fall."